• Programming Jokes
    • Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?:
    • A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions -> Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
    • Q. How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb?:
    • A. None – It’s a hardare problem
    • There are only 10 kinds of people in this world:
    • those who know binary and those who don’t.
    • Programming is like sex:
    • One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
    • There are three kinds of lies:
    • Lies, damned lies, and "benchmarks
    • I just saw my life flash before my eyes : !
    • and all I could see was a close tag…”
    • Two strings walk into a bar and sit down.~
    • The bartender : “So what’ll it be?”
    • The first string : “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
    • The second string : “Please excuse my friend,” ,“He isn’t null-terminated.”
    1. 16th January 2012
    2. Notes: 12
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