Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?:
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions -> Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Q. How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb?:
A. None – It’s a hardare problem
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world:
those who know binary and those who don’t.
Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
There are three kinds of lies:
Lies, damned lies, and "benchmarks
I just saw my life flash before my eyes :
and all I could see was a close tag…”
Two strings walk into a bar and sit down.~
The bartender :
“So what’ll it be?”
The first string :
“I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
The second string :
“Please excuse my friend,” ,“He isn’t null-terminated.”